The Potty Squad Team
posted by The Squad @ 11:51 AM
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Monday, July 18, 2005
About Me
- Name: The Squad
Don't let our youth fool you. We know more about restrooms than most folks twice our age. Why? Because we care. We care about cleanliness. We care about style. We care about comfort. We've been rating bathrooms in Northern California for more than four years.
The System
- Automatic bonus points are given to bathrooms with any of the following attributes:
sofas, fancy mirrors, cool countertops, chalkboards, extra-soft toilet paper, interesting artwork, nice-smelling hand soap
Automatic deductions are taken on bathrooms with any of the following embarrassing failings: obscene grafitti, overflowing trash bins, empty soap dispensers signs that say, "Employees must wash hands before handling food" (if your employees can't figure this out, we don't want to eat there)
Do your Doo-ty
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We're two vigilant young ladies, but we can't do this important work alone.
If you know of a bathroom deserving of praise or begging for condemnation, email us.
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